Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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