I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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