Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so that wasnt chicken after all
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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