im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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