we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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