After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just blew my weed a kiss
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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