Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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