90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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