Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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