This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
