yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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