The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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