You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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