in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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