you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
