I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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