i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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