im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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