i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Too much gin, very little bucket
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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