wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
