better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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