operation harelip BJ is a go
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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