so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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