don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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