And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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