I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You were trust falling into bushes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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