I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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