I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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