so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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