But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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