Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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