I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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