I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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