i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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