One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Randomize
