I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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