chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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