I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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