Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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