I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
