singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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