I seem to have left my pride at pride
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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