I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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