I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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