I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I AM VODKA MAN
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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