dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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