if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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