question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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