I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
soo... how was my night?
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