we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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