her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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