He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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