i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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