Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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