how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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