I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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