I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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