break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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