At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Boobs speak an international language.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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