I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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