What did we do last night that was yellow?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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