who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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