i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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