Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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